Meaningless Euphemisms
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Please enjoy and/or use these euphemisms responsibly. We are always interested in adding to the list, so check back often. If you would like to submit your own meaningless euphemism or perhaps provide an illustration of existing meaningless euphemisms, please just drop us a line. The only requirement is that it be something said in conversation and related in no actual way to making the beast with two backs or pinching off a loaf.


  Crackin' the Harry Potter

Crackin' the Harry Potter

  Droppin' a George Hamilton on Him

Droppin' a George Hamilton on Him

  Wakin' the Baby

Wakin' the Baby

  Slippin' Her a Tenner

Slippin' Her a Tenner

  Unfurlin' the Jalopy

Unfurlin' the Jalopy

  Gettin' Choosy With the Tuna

Gettin' Choosy With the Tuna

  Makin' a Pancake Down There

Makin' a Pancake Down There

  Eatin' a Mexican Sandwich

Eatin' a Mexican Sandwich

  Dumpin' Cream in the Garbage

Dumpin' Cream in the Garbage

  Doin' a Reverse Charlie Brown

Doin' a Reverse Charlie Brown

  Goin' For a Hot Brown

Goin' For a Hot Brown

  Givin' Him the Gas Can

Givin' Him the Gas Can

  Whittlin' the Pencil

Whittlin' the Pencil

  Takin' the Drill to Mario

Takin' the Drill to Mario

  Tacklin' the Pope

Tacklin' the Pope

  Polishin' the Pump

Polishin' the Pump

  Showin' the Monkey

Showin' the Monkey

  Ridin' the 8 Foot Long Toboggan

Ridin' the 8 Foot Long Toboggan