Meaningless Euphemisms
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Please enjoy and/or use these euphemisms responsibly. We are always interested in adding to the list, so check back often. If you would like to submit your own meaningless euphemism or perhaps provide an illustration of existing meaningless euphemisms, please just drop us a line. The only requirement is that it be something said in conversation and related in no actual way to making the beast with two backs or pinching off a loaf.


Crackin' the Harry Potter

Crackin' the Harry Potter

Droppin' a George Hamilton on Him

Droppin' a George Hamilton on Him

Wakin' the Baby

Wakin' the Baby

Slippin' Her a Tenner

Slippin' Her a Tenner

Unfurlin' the Jalopy

Unfurlin' the Jalopy

Gettin' Choosy With the Tuna

Gettin' Choosy With the Tuna

Makin' a Pancake Down There

Makin' a Pancake Down There

Eatin' a Mexican Sandwich

Eatin' a Mexican Sandwich

Dumpin' Cream in the Garbage

Dumpin' Cream in the Garbage

Doin' a Reverse Charlie Brown

Doin' a Reverse Charlie Brown

Goin' For a Hot Brown

Goin' For a Hot Brown

Givin' Him the Gas Can

Givin' Him the Gas Can

Whittlin' the Pencil

Whittlin' the Pencil

Takin' the Drill to Mario

Takin' the Drill to Mario

Tacklin' the Pope

Tacklin' the Pope

Polishin' the Pump

Polishin' the Pump

Showin' the Monkey

Showin' the Monkey

Ridin' the 8 Foot Long Toboggan

Ridin' the 8 Foot Long Toboggan